"I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything. I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere. But… if, for argument’s sake, you were to write a story with me in the lead role, it would certainly be… a tragedy.”

(Source: strongmikasa)

trill-o-g-g:

cosbyykidd:

unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

That dog knew what it was doing

Clever little bastard

fluffysaur:

weirdedout:

ikeapunx:

muji spice book

Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.

This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!

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what!!

Britain: Excuse Me

Netherlands: Excuseer me

Mexico: Perdon

Italy: Permesso

France: Pardon

Canada: Sorry

America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick

Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)

me: okay

me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday

partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)

me: no

partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)

me: no

partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))

me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday